Vampires Suck

Genre: Comedy
Runtime: 85 mins
Director: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Cast: Ken Jeong, Marcelle Baer, Emily Brobst, Parker Dash, David DeLuise

This is basically a spoof of the Twilight and New Moon. Just like Scary Movie (1-4), Epic Movie, Just Another Teen Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans, Dance Movie & other parody films alike, it’s extremely lame.

I literally had to force myself to laugh as the others in the cinema really seemed to be enjoying it. Honestly speaking, with all the passionate hate I have for the Twilight Saga, I could’ve done a way better job. Not only that the jokes and gags is utterly unintelligent, there are also many American inside jokes which most Asians would not be able to catch. The actors and actresses did a pretty bad job imitating characters too. I actually wondered, did any of the people involved with this movie actually watched or read Twilight?

Verdict: Perhaps the worse parody film I’ve ever seen. Lacked of creative humour; and genuine hate for the Twilight Saga. I had a better laughs watching the actual Twilight films.

Positives: No more Michael Jackson jokes. If you’ve seen most of the other parody films I mentioned above, you would notice that there’s a cheap shot at the late legend in almost every single one of them.

Rating: 0.5 / 5

Date for the show: Lam Hooi Nee

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  1. WenYi

    LOL. thank goodness I didnt take part in the contest 😛

    And i guess they stopped the joke on Michael Jackson as a sign of respect upon his death 🙂

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